Danny Dyer's Chocolate Homunculus

corygodbey:

Carl Sagan.

“The beauty of a living thing is not the atoms that go into it, but the way those atoms are put together.” - Carl Sagan, Cosmos.

On first glimpse, I thought this was a picture of a young Alan Partridge.

exit-does-not-exist:

“When I used to see you in Reception, d’you know what I used to think?”

“No?”

“I used to think “Ooohhhh…she’s…nicer than my wife!”

(via exit-does-not-exist-deactivated)

You can’t!

(via youcannotmakemilkintocheese)

Tom is one of my only friends who actually knows/likes Partridge. Good stuff.

That’s English for stop a horse, Sonja!

BACK OF THE NET!

CALM DOWN LYNN!

CASH-BACK!

djalanpartridge:

“How would you like to be disposed of when you’re dead? We’re taking letters and emails on that tonight”